true fact about chuck norris

[Fireball27]

Re: true fact about chuck norris

This thread is getting off topic.. :poke:

Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom

[FadeToBlak121]

Re: true fact about chuck norris

This thread is getting off topic.. :poke:

Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom

I once used a rattlesnake as a condom.

[josh98bird]

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One day a lamb was hit by a car in the road. Chuck Norris picked up the lamb and with his touch, brought the lamb back to life. He then broke its neck to remind all that "chuck giveth and chuck taketh away"

[DAS BOOT]

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Chuck norris's tears cure cancer....



to bad he never cried.... :(

[josh98bird]

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"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever".

:poke:

[Black98Fivespeed]

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Chuck norris Can count to infinity.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.

[Black98Fivespeed]

Re: true fact about chuck norris

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death

I couldn't resist.

[DAS BOOT]

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:poke:

bah... I didn't read the whole thread and i always use the cancer one since I had cancer. so :P

[Oi Bird V8]

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chuck norris wants this thread to go away....FOREVER....
common its about as funny as nepolian dinomite, or liek a your mom joke....

[FadeToBlak121]

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chuck norris wants this thread to go away....FOREVER....
common its about as funny as nepolian dinomite, or liek a your mom joke....

and napolian dynamite is about as funny as your spelling

[Fireball27]

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and napolian dynamite is about as funny as your spelling

Which is not half as funny as the irony of your spelling "correction"

its napoleon

[FadeToBlak121]

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Which is not half as funny as the irony of your spelling "correction"

its napoleon

dang it. I couldnt remember how to spell it so I guessed. alright, i lost this one

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

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Ahahahahahaha dude wtf these jokes are Hilarious,

When chuck norris does push up, the world moves

The world only revolves around the sun because chuck norris said so

Scientist figured out how to world spins ........ the answer is Chuck Norris

[Oi Bird V8]

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and napolian dynamite is about as funny as your spelling

nahh lol i am vary well aware of my ****ty spelling...half it is due to fast typing and yeah im dumb... i dont care as long as its half readable :stp:

[Mogobs30th]

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nahh lol i am vary well aware of my ****ty spelling...half it is due to fast typing and yeah im dumb... i dont care as long as its half readable :stp:

Bad thing is, half the time, its incorrigible.