true fact about chuck norris

[tmon930]

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chuck norris is sueing myspace for stealing the name of the area around him.

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

[Black98Fivespeed]

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There is no theory of evolution, just a short list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

[t-topV6]

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chuck norris wasn't "born", he punched his way out of his mother... then grew a beard.

on the set of walker texas ranger, one of the sheep died... chuck norris rubbed his beard on the sheep, and brought it back to life... then he round house kicked it and killed it instantly and said "the good chuck can giveth, and the good chuck can taketh away"

[Fireball27]

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One time Chuck Norris got an erection... there were no survivors

[Fbody3400]

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Please, please, not chuck norris jokes again. We are going to be the laughing stock of the forum world if we're stuck on this

[TheGr8Schlotzky]

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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[marvelrunner]

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best thread ever!!!!

[tmon930]

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Wilt chamberlain claims to have slept with thousand's of women. chuck norris calls this a slow tuesday.

[kala]

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Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany



:)

[00FlowCamaro]

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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

[Niko97RS]

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chuck norris is a douchebag and his beard knows it

AGREED. i hate these jokes.

[1999Spectre]

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chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris

[UDLOSE98]

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i was gonna ***** about a chuck norris thread, but instead i started laughing at some of these.

SO

Chuck norris Can count to infinity.

[lilchubby]

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chuck norris **** is so big it has a **** of its own......which is still bigger then yours.

[black98V6]

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say what you will I like em, 30 minutes of productivty shot to hell