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    Just 2 seconds ago my cell phone rings and i answer it.
    Hello this is the national Wild life preserve and we are doing a survey.
    Me: ok...
    THEM: Would you buy a monkey?
    Me: No....
    Them: Thanks for your time..
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  • #2
    that's kinda... weird...

    but let me ask you this... why the hell wouldn't you buy a monkey?!
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    • #3
      The funniest thig I have ever heard......by far.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by j_downey50:
        that's kinda... weird...

        but let me ask you this... why the hell wouldn't you buy a monkey?!
        They poop alot and eat it..
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Triple W:
          The funniest thig I have ever heard......by far.
          What can i say my life is full of comedy..
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          • #6
            Originally posted by 94TeaL:
            Just 2 seconds ago my cell phone rings and i answer it.
            Hello this is the national Wild life preserve and we are doing a survey.
            Me: ok...
            THEM: Would you buy a monkey?
            Me: No....
            Them: Thanks for your time..
            You should have had this conversation

            THEM: Would you buy a monkey?
            Me: Can I spank it? Heh heh spank the monkey...

            or
            Me: Does he come with or without the car battery and leads?
            or
            Me: Sure, can I buy oh say 20? I'm trying to finish off my new coat.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by 94TeaL:
              </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by j_downey50:
              that's kinda... weird...

              but let me ask you this... why the hell wouldn't you buy a monkey?!
              They poop alot and eat it.. </font>[/QUOTE]good point
              1996 Pontiac <a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com\" target=\"_blank\">Firebird</a> <br />Black, 3.8L A4

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              • #8
                Oh **** i cant breathe laughing too much...
                New:04 GMC Sierra 1500 RCLB 4x4 5.3 GU80 3.73\'s.<br />Truck pics<br />Mods<br />Go fast: Panel K&N filter and soon SS truck catback.<br />Appearance: Stull Billet grill,Weston Chrome step tubes,Rhino Chrome hitch step,ARE painted fiberglass cover,Silver star lighting.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by j_downey50:
                  </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 94TeaL:
                  </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by j_downey50:
                  that's kinda... weird...

                  but let me ask you this... why the hell wouldn't you buy a monkey?!
                  They poop alot and eat it.. </font>[/QUOTE]good point </font>[/QUOTE]Filthey animals..
                  New:04 GMC Sierra 1500 RCLB 4x4 5.3 GU80 3.73\'s.<br />Truck pics<br />Mods<br />Go fast: Panel K&N filter and soon SS truck catback.<br />Appearance: Stull Billet grill,Weston Chrome step tubes,Rhino Chrome hitch step,ARE painted fiberglass cover,Silver star lighting.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 94TeaL:
                    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by j_downey50:
                    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 94TeaL:
                    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by j_downey50:
                    that's kinda... weird...

                    but let me ask you this... why the hell wouldn't you buy a monkey?!
                    They poop alot and eat it.. </font>[/QUOTE]good point </font>[/QUOTE]Filthey animals.. </font>[/QUOTE]you gotta admit though... aside from all the poop eating and throwing, monkeys are kinda cool. if i could get one genetically enhanced to not eat or throw poop, i'd want it.
                    1996 Pontiac <a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com\" target=\"_blank\">Firebird</a> <br />Black, 3.8L A4

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                    • #11
                      Yea i agree...
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by j_downey50:
                        </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 94TeaL:
                        </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by j_downey50:
                        </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 94TeaL:
                        </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by j_downey50:
                        that's kinda... weird...

                        but let me ask you this... why the hell wouldn't you buy a monkey?!
                        They poop alot and eat it.. </font>[/QUOTE]good point </font>[/QUOTE]Filthey animals.. </font>[/QUOTE]you gotta admit though... aside from all the poop eating and throwing, monkeys are kinda cool. if i could get one genetically enhanced to not eat or throw poop, i'd want it. </font>[/QUOTE]I'd want mine to throw poop, funny as sh*t I think. I'd keep it in a glass case when the poop throwing is going on tough, for safty reasons.
                        I speak the truth, I say what other don\'t say.<br />I am a ***.

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                        • #13
                          You should have ask them if they knew it was illegal to solicite over a cell phone.
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                          • #14
                            I personally would have went with
                            him: would you buy a monkey?
                            me: Sorry, already have one in my pants and its more than most can handle.
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                            • #15
                              i woulda said
                              "only if it spanks the monkey I have now"

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