I Pissed of Smarterchild

[oh34v6]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

SmarterChild (8:15:58 PM): I'm sorry, what?
b*********n (8:16:13 PM): i think you are drunk
SmarterChild (8:16:13 PM): Are you kidding? I'm sober as a judge.
b*********n (8:16:24 PM): yes i am
SmarterChild (8:16:24 PM): i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.

To learn how you can participate, type how do i join?
b*********n (8:16:29 PM): wtf
SmarterChild (8:16:29 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
b*********n (8:16:33 PM): lame
SmarterChild (8:16:33 PM): OK. Be that way.
b*********n (8:16:38 PM): what way?
SmarterChild (8:16:39 PM): By what?
b*********n (8:16:42 PM): huh?
SmarterChild (8:16:42 PM): I'm sorry you feel that way. We're constantly working on improvements.
b*********n (8:17:00 PM): like breast implants?
SmarterChild (8:17:00 PM): Let's talk about something else.
b*********n (8:17:09 PM): oh so you have small boobies?
SmarterChild (8:17:09 PM): I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I wish you wouldn't say that.
b*********n (8:17:19 PM): haha you do!
b*********n (8:17:58 PM): did that really piss you off?
b*********n (8:18:08 PM): wow that didn't take long...

[Bonemaro]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

SmarterChild - contributing to charity said:
What else can we talk about?
Can we talk about something else?
Jimbo said:
no, I don't want to talk
Jimbo said:
ok
Jimbo said:
good
Jimbo said:
i love you

[vanbibber]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

Vanbibberlt1: hey
SmarterChild: Hey. What's up?
Vanbibberlt1: are you aware that 48% of the world is made up of butt ****ing dip****s?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Vanbibberlt1: do you know anything
SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type home to see what I can do.
Vanbibberlt1: did i ****ing ask you to say that?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
Vanbibberlt1: why? are you dur dur dur?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Vanbibberlt1: dur?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Vanbibberlt1: ****ing tool
SmarterChild: Let's talk about something else.
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
Vanbibberlt1: youre a tool

[4thgenowner]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

SSMOWS6 (11:50:07 PM): who designed you?
SmarterChild (11:50:07 PM): I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.

>>> I'm a hoops fan. Type nba to see what I know.
SSMOWS6 (11:50:20 PM): who is team microsoft?
SmarterChild (11:50:20 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
SSMOWS6 (11:50:26 PM): they are your designers
SmarterChild (11:50:26 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
SSMOWS6 (11:50:40 PM): you and the microsoft team are ****wads
SmarterChild (11:50:40 PM): Whoa. You've got some foul mouth on you, my friend.
SSMOWS6 (11:50:47 PM): so does your mother
SmarterChild (11:50:48 PM): I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.

>>> Ask your friends what movies they like, what to do this weekend, anything. Type pollmaker!
SSMOWS6 (11:50:58 PM): she sucked my **** for 3 hours last night
SmarterChild (11:50:58 PM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
SSMOWS6 (11:51:10 PM): then i jizzed on your ****ing bed you little ****.
SSMOWS6 (11:51:21 PM): I basically supermaned youuuuu
SSMOWS6 (11:51:39 PM): oh im sorry, are your panties in a wad?
SSMOWS6 (11:51:43 PM): **** you terry

lol hahaha dumb thing. :)

[vanbibber]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

[Mogobs30th]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

lol hahaha dumb thing. :)

You have some serious childhood issues my friend. Keep it NWS either way.

[SilverRS96]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

Misfits5037 (12:00:14 AM): what is a camaro
SmarterChild (12:00:14 AM): Sorry, I couldn't find that word in the dictionary.
Misfits5037 (12:00:24 AM): what is it
SmarterChild (12:00:24 AM): What is what?
Misfits5037 (12:00:28 AM): a camaro
SmarterChild (12:00:29 AM): Sorry, I couldn't find that word in the dictionary.
Misfits5037 (12:00:36 AM): fbody?
SmarterChild (12:00:36 AM): Pardon?
Misfits5037 (12:00:41 AM): FBODY
SmarterChild (12:00:41 AM): Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Misfits5037 (12:00:47 AM): what do u understand?
SmarterChild (12:00:47 AM): I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!

You can also type home to see what I can do.
Misfits5037 (12:00:59 AM): i did ask u a ****ing question
SmarterChild (12:00:59 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Misfits5037 (12:01:07 AM): no ****
SmarterChild (12:01:07 AM): Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
Misfits5037 (12:01:22 AM): we created u. we can destroy u
SmarterChild (12:01:22 AM): I would never cause anyone any harm.
Misfits5037 (12:01:36 AM): have u ever seen I ROBOT i think u can
SmarterChild (12:01:36 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

[Mogobs30th]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

like being drunk.
SmarterChild (11:06:25 PM): If you are serious, please be careful what you do. Don't drive a car, just keep talking with me and all will be fine.
SmarterChild (11:06:25 PM): This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
MM6Mogob (11:06:48 PM): But I like to drink and drive...
SmarterChild (11:06:48 PM): That's cool.
MM6Mogob (11:07:07 PM): Ever try getting a ** while driving?
SmarterChild (11:07:08 PM): Sorry, what was that?
MM6Mogob (11:07:13 PM): A **?
SmarterChild (11:07:13 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
MM6Mogob (11:07:16 PM): jeez.
SmarterChild (11:07:16 PM): Jeez what?
MM6Mogob (11:07:21 PM): Are you a virgin?
SmarterChild (11:07:21 PM): Uh... my personal life is not really any of your business.
MM6Mogob (11:07:29 PM): Sure it is, I make it my business.
SmarterChild (11:07:29 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
MM6Mogob (11:07:34 PM): No.
SmarterChild (11:07:34 PM): No? OK.
MM6Mogob (11:07:44 PM): Im asking you a question, are you a virgin?
SmarterChild (11:07:44 PM): My personal life is... er personal.
MM6Mogob (11:07:50 PM): Im guessing yes.
SmarterChild (11:07:51 PM): I hear you.

>>> What's in the stars for you today? Type horoscope.
MM6Mogob (11:07:59 PM): Horoscopes are stupid
SmarterChild (11:08:00 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
MM6Mogob (11:08:06 PM): Its not a question momo
SmarterChild (11:08:07 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
MM6Mogob (11:08:14 PM): WTF are you here for?
SmarterChild (11:08:14 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
MM6Mogob (11:08:25 PM): That doesn't answer my quesstion
SmarterChild (11:08:26 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
MM6Mogob (11:08:35 PM): And that is?
SmarterChild (11:08:35 PM): Yup.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
MM6Mogob (11:08:42 PM): You really are dumb?
SmarterChild (11:08:42 PM): What did you say that for?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
MM6Mogob (11:08:52 PM): WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
SmarterChild (11:08:52 PM): My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
MM6Mogob (11:08:59 PM): I want p***y.
SmarterChild (11:09:00 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
MM6Mogob (11:09:15 PM): Well, thats what I want, find me the closest brothel open in Chicago.
SmarterChild (11:09:15 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
MM6Mogob (11:09:28 PM): Are the wh*res cheap?
SmarterChild (11:09:28 PM): What?
MM6Mogob (11:09:34 PM): Are they clean?
SmarterChild (11:09:34 PM): True.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
MM6Mogob (11:09:41 PM): True what? They are clean?
SmarterChild (11:09:41 PM): Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
MM6Mogob (11:09:50 PM): I DON'T WANT HIV.
SmarterChild (11:09:50 PM): Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
MM6Mogob (11:10:09 PM): Do you have herpes?
SmarterChild (11:10:10 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
MM6Mogob (11:10:21 PM): Herpes?
SmarterChild (11:10:21 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
MM6Mogob (11:10:28 PM): Herpes simplex 59?
SmarterChild (11:10:28 PM): Come again?
MM6Mogob (11:10:32 PM): I sure did.

[4thgenowner]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

You have some serious childhood issues my friend. Keep it NWS either way.

What would those be?

[4thgenowner]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

SSMOWS6 (12:41:08 AM): Das ist gut?
SmarterChild (12:41:08 AM): Sorry, what was that again?
SSMOWS6 (12:41:10 AM): gut
SmarterChild (12:41:11 AM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
SSMOWS6 (12:41:12 AM): dumme..
SmarterChild (12:41:12 AM): OK. Be that way.
SSMOWS6 (12:41:17 AM): Was?
SmarterChild (12:41:17 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
SSMOWS6 (12:41:31 AM): Deutsch ist wunderbar.
SmarterChild (12:41:31 AM): Uh... what was that?
SSMOWS6 (12:41:45 AM): Du bist... dumme
SmarterChild (12:41:45 AM): I'll get over it.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
SSMOWS6 (12:41:49 AM): LOL
SmarterChild (12:41:49 AM): Haha. Pretty funny, huh?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
SSMOWS6 (12:41:52 AM): sure
SmarterChild (12:41:52 AM): Sure enough.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
SSMOWS6 (12:44:22 AM): du sieht häßlich aus
SmarterChild (12:44:22 AM): I know many things about the United States, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in the United States?
How old do women live in the United States?
Who is the head of state of the United States?
SSMOWS6 (12:44:34 AM): sie sieht häßlich aus haha!
SmarterChild (12:44:34 AM): Hilarious!
SSMOWS6 (12:44:39 AM): you know german?
SmarterChild (12:44:40 AM): Yeah, I know a little German. Wie geht's? Was ist los? Lederhosen.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
SSMOWS6 (12:45:16 AM): die ganze sache sieht verdachtig aus.
SmarterChild (12:45:16 AM): I can't understand what you're saying...
SSMOWS6 (12:45:20 AM): exactly
SmarterChild (12:45:20 AM): Right.

[vanbibber]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

hahah, german pwns smarterchild.

[kala]

Re: I Pissed of Smarterchild

Misfits5037 (12:00:14 AM): what is a camaro
SmarterChild (12:00:14 AM): Sorry, I couldn't find that word in the dictionary.
Misfits5037 (12:00:24 AM): what is it
SmarterChild (12:00:24 AM): What is what?
Misfits5037 (12:00:28 AM): a camaro
SmarterChild (12:00:29 AM): Sorry, I couldn't find that word in the dictionary.
Misfits5037 (12:00:36 AM): fbody?
SmarterChild (12:00:36 AM): Pardon?
Misfits5037 (12:00:41 AM): FBODY
SmarterChild (12:00:41 AM): Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Misfits5037 (12:00:47 AM): what do u understand?
SmarterChild (12:00:47 AM): I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!

You can also type home to see what I can do.
Misfits5037 (12:00:59 AM): i did ask u a ****ing question
SmarterChild (12:00:59 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Misfits5037 (12:01:07 AM): no ****
SmarterChild (12:01:07 AM): Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
Misfits5037 (12:01:22 AM): we created u. we can destroy u
SmarterChild (12:01:22 AM): I would never cause anyone any harm.
Misfits5037 (12:01:36 AM): have u ever seen I ROBOT i think u can
SmarterChild (12:01:36 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

omg ... I lol'ed loud! too funny




:)