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i post this every year because it's just that good
T'was the rice before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
and I was caught at the light,
With this sweet Camaro,
and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try,
I will try with this small motor,
To beat this Camaro,
I know he don't have a blower,
As the light goes green
and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher,now Rev-ver,now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know Im in trouble when that beast gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPMs sing,
Can’t see the car
Cause of my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar,
Of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my APC stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third,
cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool,
like u can relate
I saw him slow down
As he let off the gas
So I stomped on it again
to do my hazard light pass!
I will exclaim to my friends that this Friday night
"I smoked a Camaro from light to light!".
-Unknown
T'was the rice before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
and I was caught at the light,
With this sweet Camaro,
and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try,
I will try with this small motor,
To beat this Camaro,
I know he don't have a blower,
As the light goes green
and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher,now Rev-ver,now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know Im in trouble when that beast gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPMs sing,
Can’t see the car
Cause of my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar,
Of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my APC stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third,
cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool,
like u can relate
I saw him slow down
As he let off the gas
So I stomped on it again
to do my hazard light pass!
I will exclaim to my friends that this Friday night
"I smoked a Camaro from light to light!".
-Unknown
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