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    Family Guy - favorite quotes/lines

    Here's my top 4 favs.

    Stewie, after Biran pees in the grocery store: "By God! Hurry! Get Patches the hell out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt"

    Stewie, while being potty trained: "I'll use your facilities when I'm damn well ready. In the mean time, you will sanatize my cravase and be happy for the opportunity! .... Starting right... (grunt).. right no..(grunt). Not now. But soon!"

    Stewie: "Lois, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: It's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster"

    Quagmire: "How old are you?" she says "16" "Eighteen? Auuuh riiight"
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    Quagmire: Meg! 18 yet?
    Meg-No
    Quagmire: just checkin

    That show is great, there is so many great lines i dont even want to try and think of them
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    • #3
      I think almost any line in that show is hilarious, but I espceially love the Kool-Aide man scene.

      Oh no, Oh no, oh no! *boom* OH YEAAH..

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MTMike:
        Quagmire: "How old are you?" she says "16" "Eighteen? Auuuh riiight"
        That one is the best one ever... I saw this thread and thats what I was gonna type. Love that show. :D

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        • #5
          When quagmire shuts his manhood in a window.

          "Hello 911? Its quagmire... no a window this time.. yeah"
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          • #6
            When Stewie and Brian get glued together...Brian is licking himself...

            Stewie-Stop that!

            Brian-What? I'm cleaning myself.

            Stewie-You were clean 15 minutes ago.
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            • #7
              Stewie- What university did you graduate from Lois? Oh yes, the university of Ddduuuhhhheeerrrrrr.

              The face he makes when he says Ddduuuhhhheeerrrrrr is PRICELESS. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
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              • #8
                When Louis is trying to feed Stewie brocolli with the "here comes the airplane trick".

                Stewie: "Damn you! Damn the brocolli! and Damn the Wright Brothers!!!"
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                • #9
                  hehe...

                  my favorite...

                  Peter: thats it Louis if I do this for you then later tonight I get anal...

                  *decently long pause*

                  Peter: No matter how clean I want the house you are going to do it.


                  [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
                    honk honk (grabbing lois's boobies) [img]graemlins/banana.gif[/img]
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                    • #11
                      peter: "i dont even know how to be black, except for not smiling when i get my picture taken"

                      stewie: "im a rocket man......rock - it - man"


                      and the best one:

                      william shatner: "My......god.....peter.......i've.......never..... ..felt......so.......ALIVE"

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                      • #12
                        Brain-"There's something i have to tell you Stewie..."
                        Stewie"My god, how come everyone has to tell me that they came out of the closet, what do i look like?"
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                        • #13
                          peter: look at this, lois... see right here (points in book), i was voted most likely to succeed.
                          lois: peter, that's not you. that's not even a yearbook, it's a people magazine.
                          peter: oh, i wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
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                          • #14
                            gigitty gigitty gig-it-ty
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                            • #15
                              Its Nuclear dummy. The 'S' is silent.

                              Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
                              Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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