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  • #16
    Originally posted by Camarolover98:

    Con Air - "Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
    LOL thats a sweet movie

    Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
    Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
    Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
    Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
    Dark Helmet:When.
    Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
    Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
    Colonel Sandurz: When?
    Dark Helmet: Now.
    Colonel Sandurz: Now?
    Dark Helmet: Now.
    Colonel Sandurz:I can't
    Dark Helmet: Why?
    Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
    Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
    Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
    Dark Helmet: How soon?
    Technician: Sir!
    Dark Helmet: What?
    Technician: We've identified their location!
    Dark Helmet: Where?
    Technician: It's the moon of Vega
    Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
    Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
    Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
    [Face mask falls in front of face]

    Space Balls
    \"Aren\'t you a little short for a stormtrooper?\" <br />~~Star Wars<br /><a href=\"http://Community.webshots.com/user/orangebird01\" target=\"_blank\">Orange Bird01 </a>

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    • #17
      "License and registration, chicken ****er!"- Super Troopers
      1995 Patriot Red T-Topped Z28 A4<br /><br />Mystery rebuild in progress.<br /><br />Soon to have 383 ways to beat KBreezy and Shane. :D

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      • #18
        The Breakfast Club

        Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house.

        -Son?
        --Yeah dad?
        -How's your day pal?
        --Great dad, how's yours?
        -Super. Say son, how'd ya like to go... fishing this weekend.
        --Great dad... :( But I've got homework to do...
        -That's alright son, you can do it on the boat.
        --Gee!
        -Dear, isn't our son swell?
        ---Yes dear. Isn't life swell?
        Massivefirebird\'s <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/id/leondb\" target=\"_blank\">(leonDB) Cardomain</a><br /><a href=\"http://www.flowmastermufflers.com/cgi-bin/flowmaster\" target=\"_blank\"> Flowmaster 80</a>, <a href=\"http://www.knfilters.com/\" target=\"_blank\"> K&N FIPK</a>, <a href=\"http://www.jetchip.com/\" target=\"_blank\"> Jet Stage 2 & 180º T/S</a>, <a href=\"http://www.boschusa.com/AutoParts/SparkPlugs/PlatinumPlus4/\" target=\"_blank\"> Bosch quads</a>, <a href=\"http://www.pilotautomotive.com/pilot2dn.htm\" target=\"_blank\"> Pilot 1055 Fogs</a>, <a href=\"http://makotoautotrends.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Clear turn signals</a>, <a href=\"http://www.autoventshade.com/\" target=\"_blank\">AVS rear blackouts</a>... <a href=\"http://www.massiveaudio.com\" target=\"_blank\">2 Massive CW 12\'s</a>, <a href=\"http://www.kicker.com\" target=\"_blank\">Kicker 2252, 652,& 352 XI Amps</a>, <a href=\"http://www.mbquart.com/2003/en_US/home/\" target=\"_blank\">MB Quart</a>.

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        • #19
          "I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little more rockier than this, that John Denver is full of s***" - Dumb and Dumber
          98 Firebird 3.8l A4<br />Yeah.... It\'s a chick\'s car<br /><a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/577098\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/577098</a> <br />car\'s best time: 15.27 @ 88.77<br />AIM: Firebirdchick98

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          • #20
            Verbal: People say I talk too much. Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.
            -The Usual Suspects
            Check out my <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/401661/2\" target=\"_blank\">Domain Site.</a><br /><br />The man who laughs last, is slowest.

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            • #21
              Confusious say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger

              ;)

              "Money can't buy me happiness, but I'm happiest when I can buy what I want"
              05' CTS-V
              00' Camaro - SOLD :(

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              • #22
                LOL

                Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood....
                Sheriff: "YOU JUST SHOT AN UNARMED MAN!"
                Clinkt: "Well.... he should have armed himself..."


                Or best Family guy quote eva!

                Peter: "Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.

                (pause)

                You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by MustangEater8251:

                  Or best Family guy quote eva!

                  Peter: "Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.

                  (pause)

                  You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."
                  I love that show, Family Guy is awesome.
                  <a href=\"http://community.webshots.com/user/maniacls1\" target=\"_blank\"><b>2001 Firehawk #155 of 504 -M6</b></a><br />437 RWHP / 404 RWTQ -Dynojet (heads/cam)<br />12.34 @114 mph 1.7 60\' (bolt-ons only)<br />12.47 @116 mph 2.0 60\' (street tires, heads/cam)

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                  • #24
                    serious and drunk
                    serious and high
                    serious and desprate
                    no way you are just serious
                    funny thread
                    95 Firebird<br /> <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/673250\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/673250</a> <br /> <a href=\"http://photobucket.com/albums/y217/andrewbrandon19/\" target=\"_blank\">http://photobucket.com/albums/y217/andrewbrandon19/</a> <br /><br />me on a good day------&gt; <a href=\"http://communicatio.webblogg.se/images/wet_cat_113159625.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">linky</a>

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                    • #25
                      what about Futurama?

                      Bender: I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself (takes out a baseball bat)
                      \'96 dark green V6 Firebird<br />Y87 Performance package<br />front license plate with silver firebird insignia<br />alpine CD deck<br />T-top<br />Tinted windows @ 27%<br />low mileage (just broke 45000 not long ago!)<br /><br />waiting for first performance mod :)

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                      • #26
                        Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!
                        Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.
                        Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.


                        Stewie: Cut my eggs.
                        Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
                        Stewie: Cut my milk!
                        Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
                        Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.
                        \"Aren\'t you a little short for a stormtrooper?\" <br />~~Star Wars<br /><a href=\"http://Community.webshots.com/user/orangebird01\" target=\"_blank\">Orange Bird01 </a>

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                        • #27
                          Meet the Parents : "What's wrong with saying bomb on a plane? Bomb, bomb bomb, bomb, bomb, ba bomb!"

                          Office Space : "Mother Sh*ter, Son of A**, B*ICH!"
                          \'97 Camaro, 3800 Series II, Anniversary Edition * Bright Green Metallic --&gt; T-Tops * Flowmaster Exhaust * TPS Throttle enhancer * SLP Cold air intake .....<br /> <a href=\"http://www.cardomain.com/id/camaro1821\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.cardomain.com/id/camaro1821</a> <br />AIM - Cycochic69

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                          • #28
                            If I could rectie Supertoopers, it would be my quote. But here are a couple off the top of my head.

                            Farva: Sup bone didlies?
                            -------------
                            Farva: Sup dirty dawgs?
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                            Thorn: Only you Farva, can make a dark man blush.
                            Mods: Magnaflow Exhaust (more to come hopefully) <br />Stereo: Alpine CDA-7897 HU, (2) JL 500.1 Amps, (2) 12\" Eclipse Subs, Kenwood eXcelons up front, Kicker RMB6 Midbass, Kicker Resolution RS4c Components in back and an Alpine MRV-F340

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