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[shock_core]

whats the most embarassing//funny thing you've ever done for or had happen to you with a gf//bf? and for you singles out there, just tell us something funny :D

Ima start, so ya'll follow.
The most embarassing thing that ever happend to me was that i was at my ex's tae kwon do thingie that her family ran. her dad is like this huge, intimidating ex military Cia dude. Scary, funny, but mostly scary. the kinda guy that would like snap u in half for looking at his daugther... so he and her, laura, and her sister, Amy, ran the place. it was a small class, only about 10 people and they all knew each other. buncha older guys and their kids. I had been there for a few months. i was dating her at the time, it was fun. but this one time we were doing these kicks in a formation, and i was at the front. naturally that was the day that i lost the string for my pants. so i was standing up front everyone facing my back watching me do this stuff, and like i kick and put my leg down and my pants drop. so i was like OMFG :eek: , i had bared my a$$ to the entire place, but her entire family too :( she said i have never turned redder in my life. they never let me live that one down :rolleyes:

[WishIHad$$$]

Dude, wtf is all that stuff in your garage?

[C.O.Jones]

Bet you it's cable parts (cables, connectors, etc)...

[memphis_raines]

I've been training in Japanese karate for about 3 to 3 1/2 years now, and before every class we bow in, showing respect to our grand master. This is done by sitting with your knees in front of you slightly spread apart, and you're sitting on your feet. Then when you bow, you're basically placing your hands in a triangle in front of you and bowing your head to the floor. It's hilarious when we get someone new....it never fails, at some point in time within their first 6 months they accidentally blow a big fart when they bend over...LOL

But to answer your question, my most embarrassing moment was with my last girlfriend who lived about 600 miles away. I only got to see her about once every month to six weeks, so needless to say when we were together, we spent most of our little time together f*cking like sea otters on Viagra. She lived in a house that she was renting from her mom, and we were in the shower doing the deed. Her mom came over and knocked, but of course I couldn't hear it over her daughter's moans of pleasure [img]graemlins/naughty.gif[/img] Anyway, she must've thought I was gone to the store or something, so she walked on into the bathroom and there I was, throwing the log to the beaver! I don't know which one came closer to dying of a massive heart attack, me or her mom. Nitro-glycerine anyone? lol

[ September 15, 2004, 01:07 AM: Message edited by: memphis_raines ]

[epic]

I've ran out of two different houses after waking up to the girl's dad screaming at me. That's NEVER fun. Needless to say, I haven't been to their houses since. Both nights were worth it though!

My latest "ex" had a fun story. My friend's parents were out of town so he had the entire house to himself (big rich suburb) so ofcourse me and my girl made it up to a bedroom. Didn't notice the window was open and we started going at it. The bedframe was knocking SO HARD but I was intoxicated and enjoying myself so it didn't matter. Midway I hear, "Go Matt! WOOO!" I had about twenty people yelling from outside at me.

I challenged my current girlfriend for some good ol' road head. Ended up having to pull over due to not paying attention to the road at all and being so tense I was on and off of the gas pedal nonstop. Almost rearended a car, slammed on the brakes, and my girlfriend hit her head on the steering wheel - oops!

First time we actually got it on was in my bathroom, walked out realizing my dad was in the nextroom looking stuff up on the computer. I was very thankful that we had the fan / heater combo installed. We never felt so uncomfortable before!

Ahh, good times.

[Phillip McCaffrey]

so i go over to my g/f's house (she lives w/ parents) to see her after i get off work like i do all the time. So she comes out wearing this nice *** skirt and top looking just beautiful. Its 11:30 at night so i am wonderin wat is up. So she gets in the car and we start talking about w/e. Turns out she wasnt wearing anything under that skirt. Needless to say it wasnt much longer before the bunny dance broke out. After about 10 mintues of going at it, someone knocks on my drivers side (tinted) window. Of course it was her mom. That sucked because it was completely obvious wat we was doing. Her mom did take it a lot better than i would have thought though, at least at the time. She just said through the glass "-----, get in the house"

The other time that sucked was just lately. We were in the middle of downtown Phoenix (by Bank One Ball Park) looking for something to eat(9pm) when we come to these train tracks where apparently a train is coming. We were in no rush and it was dark so i just wait for it. Well, she gets the idea to try and get me off before the end of the train. Being a dude i have no complaints. So about a minute into it i hear "Ewww, someones having a good time" or some **** like that outside my windows. Turns out the bar was on the other side of the railroad tracks and a bunch of drunk women were walking by my window (3ft) waiting for the train to pass so they could go there as well. Needless to say we didnt go to that bar. The funny part is, i was embarassed as all hell and she was wonderin why i was stopping her...

[ReodDai]

Haha I convinced this girl I took out on a date to give me road head on the way back to her house. So she is leaning down doing what she should be doing and this car pulls up next to me. I kinda look over at the guy and grin and give him a nod, the guy returns the nod and has the same dumb grin on his face. About that time I notice this blonde ponytail between his legs moving up and down. We both started laughing our asses off while driving side by side for awhile. That was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. Well besides me and an ex getting caught doign the naughty in the middle of a playground on a playscape. Ended up streaking and doing a hood roll over the hood of a cop car before making my get away into a friends house lol.

Ok thats enough of reod party time...

[shock_core]

Lol, :D that stuff in my garage is model airplane parts

lol, i think u guys beat me [img]graemlins/bowdown.gif[/img]

[MrCoffee]

my ex on top doing the right thing in all the dirty ways, and her mom walked in.

We've had to use her car ever since!

[skorpion317]

My ex and I (when we were still goin out) decided to see just how many times we could "do it" in one day. she had come home from school for the weekend, and I took her ice skating. afterwards, we drove back near her house to go to our usual spot. it was off the road, behind a whole bunch of trees and bushes. so we're in the car, I'm going all out. we hit 7 times, and I was going for 8. I was doing her doggystyle, when i hear a tap on the window. I look out, an see a blue uniform :eek:

I rolled the window down and said "Hello officer." He told me to step out of the car when i got dressed. so i did, telling my g/f to get dressed too. there were two cops...they told me they weren't gonna charge me with anything, they just wanted to make sure my g/f wasn't there against her will or anything. They could see the car from the road..it was autumn, so most of the leaves had fallen off the trees. I was pretty embarassed, but I was happy that the cops weren't hardasses. me and my g/f had a good laugh about it later on.

[Ian]

Over the summer i was at my house, and my 16 year old brother is in the room right next to me when i go home. Anyway, my girl and i went out for a movie, then back to my house, started doin our thing, and she is real loud when we go at it. Anyway, next morning she leaves, and later that day my mom was like:
Mom: "so, whatd you guys do last night?"
Me: "saw a movie"
Mom: "you come back here afterwards?"
Me: "yes"
Mom: (long pause) "she needs to quiet down, you dont need to make your brother put up with that stuff"
Dad: (laughing his *** off, gives me a wink)

[Turbo V6 Camaro]

Originally posted by Ian:
Over the summer i was at my house, and my 16 year old brother is in the room right next to me when i go home. Anyway, my girl and i went out for a movie, then back to my house, started doin our thing, and she is real loud when we go at it. Anyway, next morning she leaves, and later that day my mom was like:
Mom: "so, whatd you guys do last night?"
Me: "saw a movie"
Mom: "you come back here afterwards?"
Me: "yes"
Mom: (long pause) "she needs to quiet down, you dont need to make your brother put up with that stuff"
Dad: (laughing his *** off, gives me a wink)

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only having 2 people under my belt i have no good stories :(

[AaronG]

1. not bad for me but still funny. i had went do my gf dads house for the weekend to meet her dad, the weekend was good met the dad and all that stuff, but on the way back, her little bro who is like 16, came back with us to spend time with their mom. it was about 10PM we were all in the car telling stories like these. her bro started talking about him and his new gf, about how they did it all the time and stuff like that. while he was talkin i got an idea to mess whith him real bad, i looked over at my gf smiled real big and winked. a few min later im gettin road head with her little brother in the back seat!

2. i havent seen my gf in like 2 weeks, so when she came down last weekend i bought an economy pack. well we dedided to take a shower, after a few times for her, she wanted it on the bed, so we hurried up and changed rooms. monday, (after she had gone home) me and my roomate were watchin football and he was askin questions like "have fun this weekend" and "so...whatd yall do". i knew what he was getting at but i didnt say anything. him: "cause i was taking a shower and i reached for my shampoo and i saw somtin, and was like i dont remeber taking a shower with (g/f name) so i figured it had to be you." turned out i left the wraper in the shower and the condom in the toilet.

ive also had a cop incident

[fbirdgt01]

i think the funniest time i had like this was when my bf and i were at my house visiting for the weekend, and my parents had left that night to stay at the track for my brother's motox race and we were gonna meet them there the next morning. for some reason we ended up in my parents bed... and well we were going at it HARD CORE and all the sudden i hear my dog bark and my sisters car. So i'm like, S**T S**T S**T!!!! and i rolled off him and laid there pretending to be sleeping and he did the same. She came in and "woke us up" and was having a conversation with us and next thing i know she slaps my bf's chest and he was all sweaty... and i had the FF look ya know so she was like OMG i have friends over and you guys did it mom and dads bed that's so gross!!!! blah blah blah.... needless to say i laughed my a$$ off.

The night i lost my virginity, was in my room which is directly next to my parents room. they had known my ex we had been to gether for a year. My parents are cool and laid back so they really didn't care. Well we go at it.. for my first time. I then found out how loud i can be. My mom says to me in the morning," let's try it this way... ooo i heard it's good like this, how about from behind." I was so embarrassed.

Another time, i had taken some pictures for an ex... and thought i had deleted them from my computer, well i had forgotten to empty the recycle bin... and well dad found them. Needless to say he was so pissed he didn't talk to me for like a week. That was bad. Kinda freaked me out... knowing my dad saw pics of my "areas" and what i did with them in my spare time. :(

[Phillip McCaffrey]

come on peeps keep it up, i know there are more of yas out there... and since u own a camaro i know uve gotten laid... so lets hear it