Telemarketer Comebacks

[Triple W]

Found these. I like the very last one.

Telemarketer Comebacks

[sac2165]

Its all fun and games until they go-ahead & sign you up for something.

A buddy of mine manages some telemarketers & they sign people up for stuff all the time without their consent. His job is to randomly listen through phone calls to see if people really want the stuff they've been signed up for.

Most of the time these people have your name & address along with your phone number. The last person you want to mess with is some telemarketer working out of prison with too much time on his hands.

[j_downey50]

hm... haven't had a telemarketer call in a couple years. reason: my whole family got nextel cell phones and never used the house phone anymore. so we cancelled it. in three years of nextel, i've never gotten a single telemarketer call. my dad got a call about a year ago and he *****ed them out.

[Triple W]

Originally posted by sac2165:
Its all fun and games until they go-ahead & sign you up for something.

Would say that is probably aginst the law.

[john rocco]

hahahahahhaha i love it, ill use them !
some times i just say can you hold on a minute please, put the phone down and just walk away....hour later....hello? [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[sac2165]

Originally posted by Triple W:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by sac2165:
Its all fun and games until they go-ahead & sign you up for something.

Would say that is probably aginst the law. </font>[/QUOTE]You would think, but the telemarketer will just play dumb, and say "I thought he wanted it?"

[AZv6camaro]

Im glad I dont get telemarketers anymore. I use my cell for my main line as well. Not one marketing call in monthes [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img]

[L32Projekt]

I just signed up on the National Do Not Call list, all gone with the telemarketers! And People say President Bush hasn't done anything for the little man, hmph! :D

[majeskyb]

I'd have to say that my favorite on the list is the cult one. Those poeple are the most annoying people in the world to me. The worst one I ever recieved was a recording, except you don't know it's a recording. The voice just keeps on talking without a breack so you can't tell him no, and at the end, it says something like "if you want our service, press 1".

[camaro_speedemon]

I got a call to get my house painted one time. To bad I lived in an apartment at the time, and told them this, but they still wanted to make the sale,

"Oh we can paint inside."
I was really, I've been thinking about getting a swastika painted on the wall so you see it when you walk in.'
"Uh...well...uh...I don't know..."
*I interupt* "What, do you have a problem with my beliefs, I happen to be a perfect arian and think that I am part of the master race.
"no, no I don't have.."
*interupt again* "I really want to do this, but I have to ask, can I get blond hair, blue eyed people to do the actual painting. I don't want an
inferrior race in my house"
"well..I don't"
*interupt* "You know, I've also wanted a picture of a burning cross, what do you think I should get?"
"Uh...I can't really say sir, I don't even know if we can..."
"Do you want a sale or not! I'm really serious here"
"yea, but I don't know if we can do it"

It went on for about 10 minutes, and I was doing my best to offend him. I finally hung up because I was about to die of laughter. I was surprised I kept him on the phone so long. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[BirdOfPrey01]

When telemarketers call me house, i tell me girlfriend to start screaming, and i make myself sound like a drunk man.

I'll start off with a "QUIET! WENCH!"

g/f screams, i hit something, i tell the the telemarketer. "Hold on i have to keep this beeyatch locked up!"

They get so freaked. Sometimes i talk dirty to them too. I say things like. "Ohh your sexy oh ya oh ya, me long time no humpy." They get all confused.