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lets here your best ones...non of the corny "im sick"....something that will actually work.
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Past Ride
1995 Firebird A4 3.8 Turbocharged -- 12.50 at 108
(If you dont know me, you haven't had a V6 long enough)
Current Ride
2006 Mitsubishi Evolution GSR
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Your dead............
[ June 29, 2004, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: Christian ]-235/4517 Chrome Mondera Solaris<br />-Hornet remote start-keyless entry<br />-Pioneer 8400/CD/MP3<br />-2 Audiobahn 10\'s in custom box<br />-Flowmaster exhaust-SLP CAI-*180<br /><br />Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity....Tony from \"Snatch\" -
Originally posted by Shane:
....something that will actually work.Past Ride
1995 Firebird A4 3.8 Turbocharged -- 12.50 at 108
(If you dont know me, you haven't had a V6 long enough)
Current Ride
2006 Mitsubishi Evolution GSR
www.myspace.com/shane1015Comment
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I called in stupid to work once... I was completely serious about it and they believed me and said uhh.... okay we'll see you next time then.
A spider bite on your foot or your a*s is a pretty good one too, they won't want to see it and you can say its swelling and I cant walk on it.Comment
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Me:Hello
Boss: Hi
Me: I'm not coming in today
Boss: ok, pto time?
Me: yep
Boss: see you tomorrow
Gotta love a real excuse :DFirebirdV6.com/CamaroV6.com Administrator
Stupid is rewarded with the ban button.
Official Avatar Nazi according to Meatyshells :DComment
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Oh sorry, you must be trying to beat the system huh?
Um let's see, you were pulled over for speeding but then the police ran your plates and license only to find out that you had a 10.00 seatbelt ticket that you forgot about a half year ago. You spend 4 hours in jail and end up paying over 300.00 bucks to get out of jail and court costs. Maybe that will work Shane.-235/4517 Chrome Mondera Solaris<br />-Hornet remote start-keyless entry<br />-Pioneer 8400/CD/MP3<br />-2 Audiobahn 10\'s in custom box<br />-Flowmaster exhaust-SLP CAI-*180<br /><br />Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity....Tony from \"Snatch\"Comment
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I'm going to be late a few months, I got deployedThe bastardification of Third & Fourth gen cars.Comment
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"I'm not coming in."Comment
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"Back problems again". Unfortunately, that ain't a lie. :(2004 CE Corvette 10.86@132mph
1996 Supercharged/Nitrous Camaro RS (For Sale)
2011 Cadillac CTS-V
2011 Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT-P
2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSComment
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Tell them you have Anal Hemorrhaging. No one in their right mind would make up such an embarrassing illness. My friend used it once to get out of an exam and it worked lol..<a href=\"http://community.webshots.com/user/maniacls1\" target=\"_blank\"><b>2001 Firehawk #155 of 504 -M6</b></a><br />437 RWHP / 404 RWTQ -Dynojet (heads/cam)<br />12.34 @114 mph 1.7 60\' (bolt-ons only)<br />12.47 @116 mph 2.0 60\' (street tires, heads/cam)Comment
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Tell them you are having eye problems- you just can't see coming in.99 Dodge Quadcab<br />Traded: 2001 Camaro(will be missed)<p>Be wary of anything that can bleed for 5 days and live....Comment
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Tell them you have a reel bad case of the trotsBlack 2000 Y87 Camaro with T-tops ,SLP bowtie grill, Suncoast Creations Ram air hood and air box,Hypertech pp3,magnaflow cat back,and hi flow cat. <a href=\"http://members.cardomain.com/sorn09\" target=\"_blank\">http://members.cardomain.com/sorn09</a>Comment
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[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]Originally posted by 2001 Green machine:
Tell them you are having eye problems- you just can't see coming in.<b><a href=\"http://members.cox.net/95batmobile/d86f.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Sinister Six©</b></a><br /><a href=\"http://www.sounddomain.com/id/95batmobile\" target=\"_blank\">My \'95 Bird</a><br />I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.Comment
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I'm at work.
I would never lie to get out of work.
That is wrong
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I'll update this laterRace car - gone but not forgotten - 1997 firebird V6
nitrous et & mph: 12.168 & 110.95 mph, n/a 13.746 & 96.38 mph
2013 Dodge Challenger SRT8: 12.125, 116.45
2010 Ford Taurus SHO: no times yetComment
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"NOT IN TODAY."
for the newbies to the american workforce, pto is paid time off. a combination of sick/vacation time. companies say this is good for employees since they dont need to justify using sick leave, however it lets them keep debt to employees (owed vacation pay) low by forcing you to use this resource instead of sick days.Comment
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