When you get bored...

[99V6Camaro]

heres a little somthing to entertain yourselves.. ehehe

http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/show...9&page=1&pp=50

[ December 01, 2005, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: 99V6Camaro ]

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[4thgenowner]

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[95FirebirdConvertible]

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Woot, I started a trend.

That's some cruel stuff though, did any of you guys call?

[98Camaro3.8]

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me- this is jeff with the phone company we have been monitoring your useage and it seems you have been recieving a tremendous increase in usage
her- yes people keep calling asking for someone who doesnt live here
me- well if i can sppeak with chuck i can clear this all up can you put him on the line
her- **** YOU MUTHA ****A **** YOU

[teal99camaro]

i called and was like "This is chuck, I think our lines are crossed then some bable and click.. im calling her and its been ringing for like 4 mins lol

[camaro_speedemon]

I posted my friends number on prank.org onetime. Their phone litterally rang so many times they had to get a new number. I think it rang for 24 hours straight before they finally unplugged the phone [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[andrew.brandon]

someone should call and give her some random chuck norris facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never
cried.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in
time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot,
Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting
them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine
as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red
Bull.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck
Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his
mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.


Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12
minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a
half minutes. Chuck Norris won.

The original theme song to the Transformers was
actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck
Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris
as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a
pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single
show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby
Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to
his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus'
obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence
to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after
all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.\

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood
a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE
PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat.
Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he
bellowed, "Don't ###### with Chuck!" Two years and five
months later he realized the irony of this statement
and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile
radius of the blast went deaf.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer.
Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for
2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only
to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.
Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his
finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck
Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate
classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the ****
out of little kids.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as
hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself,
"That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.",
then you are dead wrong.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one
Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it
honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five
minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and
when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully
cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife
asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse
kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck
Norris."

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply
pointing at her and saying "booya".

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does
not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather
roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no
wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo
meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before
you.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged
good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck
roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't
stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the
month.

In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck
Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody
noticed.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she
didn't give him exact change.Chuck Norris found about
Conan O'Breins lever that shows clips from "Walker:
Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show
clips of Norris having ###### with Conan's wife.

Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in
his basement. He also has the ability to lift every
single one of them at once.

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they
refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr.,
insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books
for children who just bought one for the hell of it.
When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll
give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks
them in the face.

Chuck Norris once went to a fraternity party, and
proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight.
He then drank three kegs and **** on their floor, just
because he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells
like you and I. His have a small black ring around
them. This signifies that they are black belts in
every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick
the **** out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never
gets ill.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you
can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away
from death.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas
Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck
Norris round house kicked in the face that day.

[bret_xi]

haha i liked some of the lil pics and quotes they have in their sigs...

"every time you masturbate...God kills a kitten...think of the kittens"

"hit it and quit it.. the 4 wisest words ever"

"Haha. You suck. You should probably just kill yourself"

[vroom-chirp]

*quote*
HAHAHAH greatness....
Hey!
Who's this?
Chuck!
Who?
Chuck, who is this?
Whaddya mean who is this, you called me
I said this is chuck
You just called me
No I didn't
Yes you did
What are you talkin about, this is the first time I called
Who are you lookin for
Chuck!
But you're chuck
Then get me michael, I need to talk to him
Who is Michael?
Just put him on
Man you got the wrong number
Dammit! put him on the phone! I know he's there!
There is no Michael!
K fine, let me talk to chuck
*click*
*end quote*
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[4thgenowner]

*Hello?*
Hey mang, is Chuck there?
*What *****?!*
Is Chuck there, mang?
*click*
LOL that was the funniest ****!

[guy]

lol priceless