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Trying to compile a list of HONDA/Import jokes for a collection. gimmie all of em. Try to keep them "pg-13" so it dont get locked
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My lugnuts require more torque than your Honda provides.2001 Camaro, 3.8 v6. Five speed. Red. SLP Torque arm, SLP CAI, adj. panhard bar, lcas, eibach springs, 3.73 gears and Zexel-Torsen T-2 LSD. -
Originally posted by GhostRunner:
...torque than your Honda MAKES.<a href=\"http://www.onid.orst.edu/~waltejam/\" target=\"_blank\">98 Bright Red Camaro</a><br />Too many mods to list....check my websiteComment
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This guy.. .owns a Honda, and thinks it's fast. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]<b>Trucks</b> <br />\'05 Dodge 3500 Dually <i>Cummins Turbo Diesel</i><br />\'98 Dodge 2500 4x4 <i>360 V8 (Wife\'s)</i><br /><b>Toys</b><br />\'81 Chevy K10 <i>Stroker/Swampers/Custom Suspension/1-Tons/Beadlocks</i><br />\'99 Camaro Z28 <i>6 Spd, T-tops, Borla</i><br /><br /><b>Real trucks don\'t have spark plugs</b>Comment
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Speed Kills.
Drive a Honda, live forever!Tom<br />Too many mods for this sig.<br /><a href=\"http://www.l337server.com/Tom/cars.html\" target=\"_blank\">My car\'s site</a><br /><br /><a href=\"http://www.FullThrottleV6.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.FullThrottleV6.com</a>Comment
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driving a honda is like being in the special olympics even if you win you are still retardedIndigo Blue \'99 Z28 6spd -New<br /><br />Black 3.8 \'99 Camaro A4 Gettin sold<br /><br />\'99 Firebird 3.8 5sp -moms<br />flowmaster muffler<br />Ram air w/ K&n FilterComment
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so let me get this straight ... Your Honda has 1.6 liters, where as my bottle of Mountian Dew has 2??99 WS6
13.25@104.97 - Lid + soon to be more other stock items ;D
Originally posted by camaroextraComment
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A honda is a like a tampon, every pu$$y has one.Comment
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Beat me to it!Originally posted by CAMAROWIDBASS:
A honda is a like a tampon, every pu$$y has one.<a href=\"http://www.fullthrottlev6.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.fullthrottlev6.com</a> THE SOURCE!Comment
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just becuaes your car is has loud exuast and lound system your farking retarted thinking you car better let alone fast then mine. for one, i get laid my car because its not full of speakers. two all those speakers make your car louder trying to pull them down the road, three my power to wieght ratio is still higher then yours even with out the speakers. four, people dont [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] when i drive they [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] 5. see number 1 for why [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] is always betterwww.turbov6camaro.com
1997 3800 Series II Camaro
4600 Stall for my ride to the mall :chug:
7.18 @ 99.77 1/8 -1.8x sixty (current quickest v6 fbod)
11.23 @ unk 5 1/4 - 7.19 1/8 - 1.83 sixty
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Originally posted by viper04af:
just becuaes your car is has loud exuast and lound system your farking retarted thinking you car better let alone fast then mine. for one, i get laid my car because its not full of speakers. two all those speakers make your car louder trying to pull them down the road, three my power to wieght ratio is still higher then yours even with out the speakers. four, people dont [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] when i drive they [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] 5. see number 1 for why [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] is always better
Huh?!?! What's the punchline?Tom<br />Too many mods for this sig.<br /><a href=\"http://www.l337server.com/Tom/cars.html\" target=\"_blank\">My car\'s site</a><br /><br /><a href=\"http://www.FullThrottleV6.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.FullThrottleV6.com</a>Comment
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I wouldn't try to insult someone by saying that.Originally posted by viper04af:
just becuaes your car is has loud exuast and lound system your farking retarted thinking you car better let alone fast then mine. for one, i get laid my car because its not full of speakers. two all those speakers make your car louder trying to pull them down the road, three my power to wieght ratio is still higher then yours even with out the speakers. four, people dont [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] when i drive they [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] 5. see number 1 for why [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] is always better
[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]2001 Black Z28 M6<br />Sprayed, slotted, geared and more~Comment
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I wouldn't try to insult someone by saying that.Originally posted by WishIHad$$$:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by viper04af:
just becuaes your car is has loud exuast and lound system your farking retarted thinking you car better let alone fast then mine. for one, i get laid my car because its not full of speakers. two all those speakers make your car louder trying to pull them down the road, three my power to wieght ratio is still higher then yours even with out the speakers. four, people dont [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] when i drive they [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] 5. see number 1 for why [img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] is always better
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Everyone... try reading that post aloud and pretend like you're not a canidate for the Special Olypmics.
I am not picking on him... but that makes absolutely no sense. I read it out loud twice and I still don't get it.
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I don't think it is good to pick on a valued and contributing member of the board. Viper rocks and has given lots of great advice!1996 3.8 Firebird with some modsComment
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What he said I wouldn't consider a joke per sae, but it is laughably true.2005 Ford Focus ZX3 SE D20 M5 - Modified ;) <a href=\"http://www.knightenmotorsports.com\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.knightenmotorsports.com</a> <br />[ U R L = h t t p : / / w w w . g e o c i t i e s . c o m / h e a r t l a n d _ h e a t _ v 6 ] Heartland Heat V6 [ / U R L ]Comment
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