It's a joke stop deleting it please.... DNC for the 3rd time

[Linxs]

Give me a brake it's a joke would the Mod who keeps deleting it stop.... There is nothing in this post that breaks the rules.

2004 Democratic National Convention -- Official Program

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations

6:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

6:15pm - Toast proposed by Ted Kennedy.

6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:30pm - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:35 - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples.

9:10pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:30pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.

9:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:15pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.

11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups.

11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.

11:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00am - Nomination of Democratic candidate.


NEW: 5:00am - Ted Kennedy Will Conduct a Swimming Class

[ July 27, 2004, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: Linxs ]

[BLLDOGG]

you know not to pull this **** by reposting things

[Linxs]

It's not a repost if it's no longer viewable in my book. And just cause you do not like it does not mean others share your view. If you do not like it then don't read it and move on to the next post.

[hawgs]

The Democrats can put one up when its the Republican National Convention if they want... I won't be offended. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[98Camaro3.8]

Keep posting things that mods deleted. Won't take much longer till you're gone.

FWIW, I think it's funny. But don't keep posting things that they delete.

[ July 27, 2004, 03:20 PM: Message edited by: 98Camaro3.8 ]

[V6Firebird94]

id say repost it maybe if it was funny, but that was about the dumbest Political joke i have ever seen, infact prolly one of the lamest jokes period

[Linxs]

here ya go! [img]smile.gif[/img]
RNC

6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

[V6Firebird94]

there ya go again, your jokes are terrible do us all a favor and stop

[Dan M]

Well if you say it's been deleted before then I'll believe you. Therefore, posting it again is a violation of the rules and regulations that govern this message board. There is a sticky thread at the top of the lounge thread list so that you can brush up. If this is not your first offense, you may be looking at a suspension.

Locked until further notice (notice may be another deletion).