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    My mom sent this to me earlier today. I don't wanna start any sorta political agrument, just thought it was pretty cool ...


    WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

    My Fellow Americans:

    As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is finished.

    This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.

    It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United
    Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

    The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

    Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The
    money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

    The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

    Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

    In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

    On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

    To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.

    I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We
    are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

    I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

    A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I will have a couple of extra tank and
    infantry divisions sitting around, guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

    Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for America to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

    Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.

    It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America.

    To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.

    God bless America.

    Thank you and good night.


    --If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
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    thats pretty good [img]graemlins/rock.gif[/img]
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    • #3
      saw that before but I still like it.
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      • #4
        [in song] God bless Americaaaa, laaaaand that I loveeeeeee[/in song]

        thats just what we need to do. Clean up our home before the rest of the world. I pay taxes to have a better life for me and my American family. Bro's before ho's. ;)
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        • #5
          awesome.

          if only he'd really do that...maybe someone could email that to the Prez's speech writer.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by skorpion317:
            awesome.

            if only he'd really do that...maybe someone could email that to the Prez's speech writer.
            i'm sure they would take it into consideration!

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            • #7
              IF only there wasn't such a thing as a world economy. This type a thing has been covered in other posts like "buy things made in the U.S.A. only" and others like that. It doesn't/wont/caint work.
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              • #8
                If Bush could say that without contradicting himself or saying an improper tense usage, then it would be splendid. But we all know Bush isnt the best public speaker.

                Then again, neither is Kerry.

                They aren't really all that different to begin with as far as Im concerned: they both come from money.
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                • #9
                  That's old, and has been posted/covered here before.
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