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Found this on 3.8mustang.com thought yall might like reading.
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You gotta love this guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University. It was in the
local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on
stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
from long distances, to support them at their
wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's
and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to
the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this
was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of
his bride having sex with the best man. The groom
had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".Then he turned to
the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning. While most people would have canceled the
wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong.
His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guests wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding and reception for 300 family members
and friends.........................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion
$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.......................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best man..........
Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's MASTERCARD.
.......................
You gotta love this guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University. It was in the
local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on
stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
from long distances, to support them at their
wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's
and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to
the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this
was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of
his bride having sex with the best man. The groom
had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".Then he turned to
the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning. While most people would have canceled the
wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong.
His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guests wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding and reception for 300 family members
and friends.........................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion
$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.......................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best man..........
Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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