F'ing BIRDS!

[CFreed11]

Re: F'ing BIRDS!

It's a conspiracy. Birds will bomb the cleanest car out there, just to leave their mark. (Literally and figuratively)

So should I accept the bird droppings as a compliment then? lol

[96RS Alex]

Re: F'ing BIRDS!

LMAO!

Here's your cheap a$$ solution.

Throw a loaf of day old bread at some distance from your car and watch them migrate towards the other birds pecking each other over the newfound holy grail of nutritious food. When the food is gone, chances are they won't hang out at the same spot with a belly full of bread, they will fly away back to their nest and regurgitate it back into their baby birds throats. That's nature for ya.

You can find day old bread for cheap at bakery thrift shops besides spending it on detailers, glass cleaners or machine guns but those are nice contributions though lol.

Now if you want a tried & true, scary, ominous solution, check out what Bird-X has for you at https://www.bird-x.com/products-visu...ces-c-5_7.html

[Atrum Rosa]

Re: F'ing BIRDS!

Rubber snake on the roof. Cheap, funny and effective.