Approaching Legendary Status
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Ok, so our house is under assault from swarms of thousands of ants. We're hitting them back hard, but they keep popping up lately.
No sign of the rats in the attic lately.
Possums and skunks visit the yard frequently.
Armadillos occasionally burrow around the sod.
In the summer, our street is littered with hundreds of dead toad corpses. The toads hop into the street daily and become pancakes when cars drive by. They also leave little piles of poop in our porch.
The skinks have been less noticeable lately.
The snails get crunched in our driveway.
The gators usually stay put in the ponds.
Every six months or so, a snake will wind up in the pool skimmer.
The squirrels keep ripping the screen enclosure every so often. It is funny when one rips the screen and falls into the pool.
Thousands of geckos and lizards.
And that's not to mention all of the other bugs besides the ants, especially the ever-present spiders.
If we did nothing, the place would be overrun within a month or two.
No sign of the rats in the attic lately.
Possums and skunks visit the yard frequently.
Armadillos occasionally burrow around the sod.
In the summer, our street is littered with hundreds of dead toad corpses. The toads hop into the street daily and become pancakes when cars drive by. They also leave little piles of poop in our porch.
The skinks have been less noticeable lately.
The snails get crunched in our driveway.
The gators usually stay put in the ponds.
Every six months or so, a snake will wind up in the pool skimmer.
The squirrels keep ripping the screen enclosure every so often. It is funny when one rips the screen and falls into the pool.
Thousands of geckos and lizards.
And that's not to mention all of the other bugs besides the ants, especially the ever-present spiders.
If we did nothing, the place would be overrun within a month or two.
Approaching Legendary Status
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